Paxton Conversations

I wish I could write down and remember everything Paxton says!  Mostly he asking "why?" about everything and he never stops talking.  There are times I believe he talks for an entire half an hour without stopping.  Here are somethings he is saying:

1.  "I can't wait to be Superman for Halloween because Superman wears his underwear on the outside of his pants."

2.  "Daddy don't go to work tomorrow. I want you to stay home. I love you Daddy.  Aren't there any other Paxton Daddy's who can go to the fire station?"

3.  "Bennett, will you marry me?"

4. "Madilyn is going to school to be a Barbie!"

5. "When Madilyn comes over I'm going to put make-up on her and polish if she doesn't have any polish."

6. "I am going to save this money for a riding mower and back pack leaf blower."

7.  "I am going to fly this airplane and deliver formula to baby houses."

8.  "I save monkeys when they get stuck in trees."

9.  "I am going to get a digger tattoo."

10.  "Look at the diggers they are showing love.  Look the baby bucket is on the mama bucket."

11.  "Wouldn't it be cool to slide down a woman's tongue?"  ?????

12.  Paxton is in the bath while Bennett is going to bed.  P says worriedly to Dad, "I didn't say goodnight to B."  Dad says, "Why don't you whisper outside his door goodnight."  P says, "Dad I have a better idea, I'll talk under his door."  So Paxton laid down and talked under his door and sang his song (good night, don't let the bed bugs bite, if they do, hit them with a shoe and they will turn black and blue.), said goodnight and kissed him.

13.  "At my birthday party the girls will not leave.  We will go hunting with bows and arrows for turkey."

14.  "The brothers at my fire station will get the day off and go to Red Lobster and I will cook shark, crab, fish and lobster for their celebration."